As Liza notes [1], there's renewed conversation about the draft - no, thank YOU, Charlie Rangel.
So here's a few ideas. Ann Coulter and Michelle Maglalang Malkin, Tucker Carlson, Rich Lowry, Glenn Beck and Sean Hannity are merely the low-hanging fruit, the kind that wouldn't even make it through basic training.
How about the College republicans [2]?
I'm thinking specifically of that bunch up at Columbia [3] - the ones that have enough free time on their hands to invite the Minutemen to address them. Howzabout you get your flabby asses out of the shopping malls and into some cammies, eh, fellas?
But there are more local options to refresh the killing fields. There's the NYU Federalist Society [4]. The interns over at the Manhattan Institute [5]. The full staff of Natonal Review [6] over on 216 Lex.
So. Out of the cocktail bars, and into the mess halls. Your country needs you.
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